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Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:

 Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

 Therefore:

 Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

 In other words,

 A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey

 that

 works.

 ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++++

Equation 2

 Man = eat + sleep + earn money

 Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:

Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:

 Man-earn money = Donkey

 In other words

Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey

> > ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++

 Equation 3

 Woman= eat + sleep + spend

 Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:

Woman = Donkey + spend

 Woman – spend = Donkey

 In other words,

 Woman who doesn’t spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++

 To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

 Man who doesn’t earn money = Woman who

 doesn’t

 spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

 So, We have:

 Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend

 money

 Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily

together!

 5 Riddles

 THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I HAVE SEEN….THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE
 BOTTOM……RIDDLE #5 IS AMAZING…ENJOY…THIS SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN
 YOUR BRAIN AND STALLS ALZHEIMER’S FOR YEARS….

 1.. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three
 rooms. The first is full of raging fires. The second is full of assassins
 with loaded guns. The third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3
 years… Which room is safest for him?

 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5
 minutes. Finally, she hangs him.. But 5 minutes later they both go out
 together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

 3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you
 throw it away?

 4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday,
 Friday, or Sunday?

 5. This is an unusual paragraph.. I’m curious as to just how quickly you
 can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain
 that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong
 with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you
 still may not find anything odd.. But if you work at it a bit, you might
 find out. Try to do so without any coaching!

 THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW:  

 Answers:

 1. The third room. Lions that haven’t eaten in three years are dead! That
 one was easy, right?

 2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
 developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).

 3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.

 4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and
 tomorrow!

 5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English
 language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.

A survey reported that professionals who regularly changed their jobs are
more confident and financially secure than their counterparts. To find out
the truth we decided to have a conversation with some of our friends. We
began with some professionals who had changed their jobs a year ago.

This is what one had to say:

‘I started my career in a company and worked in the same company for 10
years. During this period I developed very good relations with my seniors,
HoD and also with admin dept. This created a sense of security in my mind
and I started loving my company. During this period I came across many job
opportunities from other companies and also from foreign lands. But the
sense of security was so deep rooted in my mind that I never bothered to
even attend a walk-in-interview. Forget about thinking of going abroad. I
watched many of my colleagues resign and join other companies on a higher
salary and a higher position. Some even went abroad and are settled there.

Meanwhile I also saw some young engineers almost 5 years junior to me joined
my company with same pay as what I was earning. It was then I was disturbed
and started looking for alternatives. I had good relations with my HOD and
also with administration dept so I decided to put up my case against this
‘injustice’. Everybody showed sympathy to me but nobody took any action, all
that they would say were ‘we will revise your scale in the next appraisal’.
I had faith in my company so I waited for the appraisal and to my shock I
was given only an average increment the same was given to the new chaps too.
The same story repeated the following year. It was then I decided to quit.

But leaving was not so easy. I had many of sleepless nights before I
actually resigned. I had built a shell of ’sense of security’ around me and
it was very difficult to break. Worse I had lost confidence that I would be
able to adjust and perform in a different environment. But later I found out
it is not so difficult to get adjusted to the new environment. I am happy
now that I earn better and have a good position.’

This is just an example. Many professionals we talked to had a similar
experience.

WE CONCLUDE THAT WORKING IN ANY COMPANY FOR MORE THAN 7 YEARS HAVE FOLLOWING
DISADVANTAGES:

1. You are taken for granted by the company.

2. You get used to working in an environment which is unique to that
company this makes you less confident for taking up new opportunities.

3. Personal growth is hampered as there is very little new to learn
after 5-7 years.

4. You become complacent reducing your own market value.

5. The only benefit it offers is so called ’security’ (And that too is
imaginary)

HERE ARE SOME BENEFITS OF CHANGING THE JOB REGULARLY:

1. You join the company satisfied with your needs ( pay and position )
and on your own terms.

2. Work in a different environment and learn to negotiate different
problems and situations.

3. Often you get a chance to attend a new course/seminar thereby
increasing your professional knowledge.

4. You are always conscious about your performance keeping your market
value intact.

The professional companies do not operate on emotions. They are least
bothered about your loyalty all they want is performance. You won’t be
awarded anything extraordinary for your loyalty. It is always performance
that counts. If you are in a company serving for too long then the chances
are you not one of the best performers because of the inevitable
complacency.

Also such people presented with an opportunity of lifetime are incapable to
grab it. It is impossible for these people to break their shell of
’security’ and grab the new opportunity. The situation is worse for the
people who have worked for more than 15 years in only one company. They
can’t even dream of quitting their job – it is like fish out of water.

30 second Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

“Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some
five balls in the air. You name them – Work, Family, Health, Friends and
Spirit and you’re keeping all of these in the Air.

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you
drop it, it will bounce back.

But the other four Balls – Family, Health, Friends and
Spirit – are made of glass. If you drop one of these; they
will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even
shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand
that and strive for it.”

WORK EFFICIENTLY DURING OFFICE HOURS AND
LEAVE ON TIME. GIVE THE REQUIRED TIME TO YOUR FAMILY,
FRIENDS & HAVE PROPER REST.

“VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED”

  WIFE:
   I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
   I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
   Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

   HUSBAND:
   God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
   He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
   He saw me in dark, he created light.
   He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

   WIFE:
   Twinkle twinkle little star
   You should know what you are
   And once you know what you are
   Mental hospital is not so far.

   HUSBAND:
   The rain makes all things beautiful.
   The grass and flowers too.
   If rain makes all things beautiful
   Why doesn’t it rain on you?

   WIFE:
   Roses are red; Violets are blue
   Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
   Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
   Not in cage but laughing at you…

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